
One of the most pleasant dining out experiences in Abu Dhabi takes you to the Fishmarket, on the water's edge behind the Intercontinental Hotel.
Omani lobster, shrimps and prawns of many types and sizes, fresh tuna, mullet, squid and the local fish hammour are all arranged in a tempting display. Diners choose the seafood they want, select vegetables and then give instructions on how they wish it all to be cooked, and with which sauces.
It is expensive by Abu Dhabi restaurant standards. The only prices shown are by weight, and this can be a little worrying at first. But you end up paying a great deal less than for anything comparable in, say, Paris or London. So £70 or £80 for two, wine included, will buy you an immeasurably better and more relaxing meal than would cost, at a guess, at least 180 euros or £150 in those cities.
And the whole experience feels thoroughly healthy.
So why, Mme Salut wanted to know, do they insist on preceding it by serving baskets of battered hammour to each table? I am a sucker for such titbits, but even I would be hard pressed to think them remotely healthy (I managed to help myself to two pieces; the rest were then unceremoniously thrust back towards a passing waitress - and not by me - though this did not stop her returning soon afterwards, proffering a newly filled basket).
The lesson is clear. If I want my fix of comfort nosh to precede the goodness-itself main course, I suppose I shall just have to sneak back when someone else is safely detained in the hotel gym. 
And where does Rambo fit into this? Nowhere, save to add that I road - or, rather, aisle - tested Craig Courtice's description of Emirati film-goers' habits with a visit to the Grand Cinemas at Abu Dhabi Mall.
Needless to say, I did not watch Rambo. In Salle 2 was showing the Coen Brothers' dark but outstanding No Country For Old Men.
A dozen or so other souls were present, and three of those I recognised from the office. A few seats along our row were two young men in local dress. And just as Craig reports from his own experiences, they chattered noisily into their mobile phones throughout the movie, an accompaniment to the soundtrack that I could easily have done without.

My shellfish cup runneth over with oysters on my blog and all manner of delicious squishy, fishy thing on yours.
You should have watched Rambo 4 - I imagine with the myriad explosions and machine-gunning you wouldn't have been able to hear the mobile-phone nuisance makers.
Posted by: Dumdad | February 05, 2008 at 09:11 AM
oh yum. that all looks good but i would have devoured that deep-fried stuff not even caring what it was that had been deep fried.
Posted by: laurie | February 05, 2008 at 01:45 PM
I too would have gobbled up the fried stuff...whatever it is. Then again, I would eat fried cardboard.
What is it anyway? Never heard of it...
Posted by: Gigi | February 06, 2008 at 04:58 PM
I went to the cinema last night to see There Will Be Blood, Daniel Day Lewis's Bafta award winning and likely Oscar winning performance, and was also subjected to a couple to my right who talked loudly the whole way through the 3 hour film.
When the music got louder, their voices did too and led me to believe if they were either students skiving off school or cineworld employees taking a break.
It really does ruin a good movie.
As for Rambo 4 - having seen Sylvester Stallone last weekend in person I can confirm that he looks like a walking wax work......not so sure about watching an elderly Sly save the world (again...yawn).
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I'm not sure what the hold-up is... maybe they have re-thought their stance on how this is going to actually make the company any money. Or perhaps their lawyers pointed out the liability of providing agents a platform to stick their feet in their mouth. Whatever it is, it's hardly something I'd claim as being "Well done".
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Posted by: Jebhouse | April 23, 2008 at 10:27 AM
I don't know what kind of dish is that but looks delicious,...I have to taste it.
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