Q: What kind of baker has his own press attaché? A: One who makes the best croissant in Paris.
And who says Pierre Hermé's croissants are tops? The team of six judges assembled by Le Figaro's midweek magazine Scope
to munch its way through 64 of them.
All the competing croissants were bought on the same morning across the
capital and then judged according to appearance, smell, flavour, price
and even the welcome received by those doing the round of bakers and -
let me be fairer to M Hermé - pâtisseries.
Actually replicating Le Figaro's operation presented obstacles. At any rate, it did when it came to Salut! second guessing the judges by paying its own visit to the winner's shop.
Scope helpfully gave M Hermé's address as 72 rue de Bonaparte, which threads through the Latin Quarter to St Sulpice and beyond.
Maybe Salut!
was having a bad day. It cannot, of course, hope to have a bad hair
day.
But look for yourselves. Would it not be entirely possible to see no 72
from the other side of the street and conclude that the magazine must
have made a mistake?
For here is a shop that sells croissants and cakes but has a façade
that looks rather more like that of an upmarket jeweller. It took a
return trip to confirm that those small windows contained not necklaces
and bracelets in 18 carat gold but M Hermé's less durable creations.
I hate to quarrel with a winner. But questions really need to be asked
about an item associated throughout the world with breakfast but not
sold before 10am.
In fact, even 10am proved a variable sort of opening time.
The door was not unlocked until four minutes had gone by after the
sounding of the bell atop the nearby 6th arrondissement town hall.
If M Hermé feels this was a trivial delay, he may be interested to
learn that by then, half the queue - OK, two people - had also gone by.
They didn't even look back. Once inside the shop, however, you found
that service came with a broad smile. My four croissants, costing 1.20
euros each, were packed by the pretty, cheerful assistant as carefully
as if she were wrapping delicate porcelain.
But it took another 10 minutes to pay. Pretty, cheerful assistant was
not interested in receiving payment; a colleague at the till was in
charge of that. Inconveniently for me, she was also in charge of taking
Christmas orders.
The town hall bell for a quarter past rang out soon after I left the
shop. It seemed a long time to have spent making such a small purchase
in an uncrowded shop.
Had Mr Hermé been present, and willing to interrupt his labours for a
couple of minutes, I would have asked what was the secret of his
success, why he opened so late and whether I was right long ago to
think croissants absolutely had to be served hot.
But he was not present. "Pas ce matin," the assistant replied. Oui, mais plus tard? Non.
Thinking it would then be a simple matter of arranging a quick
telephone interview, I outlined my mission. "I'll give you a number for
his attaché de presse," came the response.
The questions, therefore, will have to wait. Salut!
cannot afford airs and graces but also has no wish to start negotiating
on small print for an interview with a croissant-maker. Next, he'll be
wanting copy control or banning any reference to flakiness and crumbs.
In any case, we can surely rely on Scope sufficiently to trust the
thoughts attributed to him after the results were pronounced. The great
croissant, M Hermé confided, needed a dry and crunchy texture. The
buttery taste had to betray a perfect balance between salt and sugar.
When M Hermé wandered off into "I hear the cry of the croissant....it's
alive, the soul of its creator" territory, I felt it was time just to
get on with eating the wretched thing.
So,
just after 11am and in the knowledge I would soon be meeting friends
for lunch, I had my late breakfast.
It was good, very good, and I was content to eat it cold.
But I would have had more difficulty thsn the judges in finding it so
much better than all the rest. Or in relegating last year's winner -
Julien, located on the rue St Honoré - to seventh place, or last year's
third placed contender (a Paul branch on the rue de Seine, not far from
M Hermé) as low as 24th. Unless, of course, Paul served the undercover
buyer a 2005 croissant.
Labels: croissant, eating, food, Latin Quarter, Le Figaro, Paris
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