Nothing would have been too good for the working classes (of the Notre-Dame de la Providence school) ...
School dinners were a fairly grim business in my day.
From lumpy mashed potato and even lumpier snagger - a vile turnip purée
- to watery gravy and stringy meat, the fare had little to redeem it,
save for the occasional chocolate or ginger pud.
Of school Christmas lunch, I have only the vaguest memory. I realise
that turkey must have played its part but cannot even remember that.
In a new spirit of being kind to Canada (now that we have Bill Taylor's
admission that its justice system is based on "deals"), I
should share the joke he cracked when I told him a few years ago I was
going to Cape Breton (Nova Scotia, not the one in France).
I look back fondly on a visit to a beautiful part of the world blessed
with ample supplies of crustaceans but also beset with more than its
fair share of economic woe.
"The children are so poor they have to go to school with lobster
sandwiches," the sage of Toronto gravely informed me.
But if disgusting school food is a character-forming part of growing
up, the pupils of Notre-Dame de la Providence school in Vincennes, on
the outskirts of Paris, will turn out to be a spineless lot. They
didn't quite dine on seafood from the Marché St Honoré in the 1st
arrondissement (above). But just look at the Christmas bouffe that was served up.
Menu de Noël Maternelles & Général Jeudi 21 décembre
Foie gras
Saumon
Jambon de pays
Magret de canard
Filet de dorade royale
Pommes smile
Poêlée de légumes
Brie
Clémentine
Bûche de Noël glacée
Chocolats de Noël
Bon appétit...
The friend whose son was offered that feast tells me he was
"gobsmacked" (I preferred "his eyes nearly popped out" but they should
be his words) when he saw the choices for each course.
"My school meal at Christmas was gruel plus an extra hunk of bread as a
treat," he said sadly. "But that's English public schools for you."
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