The meal – we both chose from a set menu, with rougets as starter followed by magret de canard –
was simple but excellent, with a pleasant bottle of Provençal red, from
the Domaine de l'Angueiroun just three miles away, to accompany it.
Every attempt was made to make us feel comfortable; the first question
when we booked was whether we’d like to sit by the log fire. The bill –
79 euros, which also included a bottle of Evian and a shared dessert –
was reasonable enough to send us away satisfied that we'd had value for
money.
The owners would be pleased with the above words. If this blog were
widely read in Le Lavandou, they might even print them out and stick
them on the wall, though it would mar the decor.
But what if our experience of L'Auberge Provençale hadn’t seemed so
good? What if the mullet had tasted rubbery and the duck slices been so
hard you could have bounced them on the table, unconcerned about the
risk of knocking over the wine bottle, so awful were its contents?
Would I be as entitled to say as much, in a newspaper or magazine or on
line, as I clearly was to report more favourably?
Does anyone seriously believe the answer to that question is other than
Yes? Sadly, a jury of good men (and women) and true in Northern Ireland
saw things a little differently. They have just awarded £25,000 in
damages, plus m’learned friends’ costs, against the Irish News after a
restaurateur complained that a review was defamatory, damaging and
hurtful.
The Irish News, in my experience, is a decent daily paper. It is
traditionally read by Ulster's nationalist population but is
unrecognisable from the days when death notices for terrorists would be
enclosed within thick black borders and few Protestants would think of
buying a copy.
Its food critic, Caroline Workman, sounds as if she is something of an
authority in her field, having had some training in London restaurants
and edited the Bridgestone restaurant guide.
She described her visit with friends to the west Belfast pizzeria as
"hugely disappointing". The pate did not have much flavour, the flesh
of her squid was a grey, translucent colour and her cola drink tasted
unchilled, watery and flat.
There was plenty more she did not like about the meal and her rating,
one mark out of five, was said to translate as "Stay at home". The
restaurateur considered the review a "hatchet job" and warmly greeted
the jury's verdict as evidence that justice had been done.
On the face of it, the verdict is no such thing.
For all I know, there may be no finer place to eat in Ulster than this
pizzeria, whatever the reviewer felt.
Nor do I especially blame people for taking advantage of libel laws
that are loaded so heavily against the press. Declaring what others
might see as an interest, I should add that another Ulster jury did
once award damages against my then employers over an article I had
written.
The story is told so as to demonstrate that the human desire to censor
is not restricted to Muslims who resort to French law in the hope of
punishing a magazine for publishing cartoons depicting the Prophet
Mohammed.
That case should never have been allowed inside a courtroom. At least
it now stands a good chance of being thrown out, after the prosecutor
argued for the dismissal of criminal charges.
But what conclusion should we draw from the case of the pizzeria and
the scathing food critic?
If we accept that Ms Workman is telling the truth when she says the
review represented her honest opinion, the logic of the outcome is
plain: only a dishonest opinion or none at all would have been
acceptable in the eyes of Northern Irish justice. And that seems
unacceptable in any part of the world that regards itself as a
democracy.
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