I said:
Morgan, famed/notorious for his career as a redtop tabloid editor, was enjoying a freebie holiday (sorry, writitng for travel pages) in Sardinia. When a "burly-but-dim" fellow hotel guest started taking pictures of him, he indignantly protested. What should have been burly-but-dim's response?
You said:
Not a great deal
Maybe the need for a spot of mental effort put people off. Maybe it was the prize - a copy of Piers Morgan's book. But it would be an exaggeration to say I was inundated with replies.
It was a challenge. Yet there is a winner.
Step forward Dumdad, a Paris-based Brit whose own blog is always worth a look.
As "burly-but-dim" snapped away, he should have replied when Morgan complained: "You're in luck. It's not a wide-angled lens - I can't get your head in."
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